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Now I lay me down to rest.
I pray I pass tomorrow's, test
If should die before I wake,
That's one less test I'll have to
take
I pray I pass tomorrow's, test
If should die before I wake,
That's one less test I'll have to
take
A gash, a rash and purple bumps .My mouth is wet, my throat is dry, I'm going blind in my right eye.
My tonsils are as big as rocks, I've counted sixteen chicken pox And there's one more - that's seventeen,
And don't you think my face looks green? My leg is cut, my eyes are blue - It might be instamatic flu.
I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke, I'm sure that my left leg is broke - My hip hurts when I move my chin,
My belly button's caving in, My back is wrenched, my ankle's sprained, My 'pendix pains each time it rains. My
nose is cold, my toes are numb,I have a sliver in my thumb. My neck is stiff, my spine is weak,
I hardly whisper when I speak. My tongue is filling up my mouth, I think my hair is falling out.
My elbow's bent, my spine ain't straight, My temperature is one-o-eight.My brain is shrunk, I cannot hear,
There is a hole inside my ear. I have a hangnail, and my heart is - what? What's that? What's that you say?
You say today is ... Saturday? G'bye, I'm going out to play!"
My tonsils are as big as rocks, I've counted sixteen chicken pox And there's one more - that's seventeen,
And don't you think my face looks green? My leg is cut, my eyes are blue - It might be instamatic flu.
I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke, I'm sure that my left leg is broke - My hip hurts when I move my chin,
My belly button's caving in, My back is wrenched, my ankle's sprained, My 'pendix pains each time it rains. My
nose is cold, my toes are numb,I have a sliver in my thumb. My neck is stiff, my spine is weak,
I hardly whisper when I speak. My tongue is filling up my mouth, I think my hair is falling out.
My elbow's bent, my spine ain't straight, My temperature is one-o-eight.My brain is shrunk, I cannot hear,
There is a hole inside my ear. I have a hangnail, and my heart is - what? What's that? What's that you say?
You say today is ... Saturday? G'bye, I'm going out to play!"
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#38726 Snakeskin Messenger Bag
gets a daring dash of slithery style
from a cool python-print front flap!
This go-anywhere bag boasts an
assortment of handy accessory pockets
and a roomy center compartment to keep
you organized on the road. 100%
Polyester fabric. 14" x 4" x 12" high.
Retail Price: $29.95 Our Price $22.82
gets a daring dash of slithery style
from a cool python-print front flap!
This go-anywhere bag boasts an
assortment of handy accessory pockets
and a roomy center compartment to keep
you organized on the road. 100%
Polyester fabric. 14" x 4" x 12" high.
Retail Price: $29.95 Our Price $22.82
#13349 Leopard Print Luggage
Ensemble Whether it’s a trip
around the world or a quick weekend
get-away, this luggage set gets you
there with style to spare! Fashionable
wheeled luggage quartet shows its wild
side in a luscious matching leopard
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every essential for the savvy
traveler. Set includes Large, Medium
and Small wheeled bags; matching
duffle bag. Polyester. Spot clean
only. May Require Additional Freight
Charge Large: 18" x 11 3/4" x 30"
high; medium: 16 1/2" x 9 1/2" x 26"
high; small: 14 1/2" x 8" x 22" high;
duffle bag: 17" x 7 1/2" x 11" high.
Set of 4 Retail Price: $219.95
Our Price $159.82 W/FREE SHIPPING to
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Ensemble Whether it’s a trip
around the world or a quick weekend
get-away, this luggage set gets you
there with style to spare! Fashionable
wheeled luggage quartet shows its wild
side in a luscious matching leopard
print. Plenty of zippered pockets hold
every essential for the savvy
traveler. Set includes Large, Medium
and Small wheeled bags; matching
duffle bag. Polyester. Spot clean
only. May Require Additional Freight
Charge Large: 18" x 11 3/4" x 30"
high; medium: 16 1/2" x 9 1/2" x 26"
high; small: 14 1/2" x 8" x 22" high;
duffle bag: 17" x 7 1/2" x 11" high.
Set of 4 Retail Price: $219.95
Our Price $159.82 W/FREE SHIPPING to
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#38991 Black Dragon Computer
Speakers Your favorite tunes take
on a legendary sound when broadcast
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everyone, this pair of imposing dragon
figurines has a special secret; a
high-tech speaker is hidden inside
each globe-shaped pedestal. The ideal
way to complete your Medieval
decorating theme! Polyresin. For use
with computers only. Data wire for
computer connection included. Each is
10" x 5" x 7" high. Retail $69.95
OUR Price $39.82
Speakers Your favorite tunes take
on a legendary sound when broadcast
from these totally rockin' double-duty
decorations! Sure to be the envy of
everyone, this pair of imposing dragon
figurines has a special secret; a
high-tech speaker is hidden inside
each globe-shaped pedestal. The ideal
way to complete your Medieval
decorating theme! Polyresin. For use
with computers only. Data wire for
computer connection included. Each is
10" x 5" x 7" high. Retail $69.95
OUR Price $39.82
#36428 Pad Folio School Pack
this deluxe folio is the perfect way
to stay on top of all your school work
even when you're not at your desk.
Includes expandable file folder,
multi-sized storage sleeves, lined
notepad, calculator, memo pad, and
much more! 10 5/8" x 1 3/4" x 13 1/2"
high. Retail Price: $19.95
Our Price $14.82
this deluxe folio is the perfect way
to stay on top of all your school work
even when you're not at your desk.
Includes expandable file folder,
multi-sized storage sleeves, lined
notepad, calculator, memo pad, and
much more! 10 5/8" x 1 3/4" x 13 1/2"
high. Retail Price: $19.95
Our Price $14.82
#13708 Color-Block Mesh Tote
Reusable rainbow tote brings pretty
and practical together for a
functional, fashionable fun!
See-through handled bag holds a bonus
load of books, groceries, or everyday
essentials with elegant ease. Weight
0.1 lb. 100% micro fiber. 12" x 4 3/4"
x 14" high; with handle 22" high.
Retail Price: $9.95 Our Price $7.82
Reusable rainbow tote brings pretty
and practical together for a
functional, fashionable fun!
See-through handled bag holds a bonus
load of books, groceries, or everyday
essentials with elegant ease. Weight
0.1 lb. 100% micro fiber. 12" x 4 3/4"
x 14" high; with handle 22" high.
Retail Price: $9.95 Our Price $7.82
#12226 Silver Skull Tote
Glorious Gothic bag is a delicious
mix of dazzle and daring, with ample
room to stash your belongings. Super
cool all-over silver skull motif and
velvety flocked fabric create a truly
striking look that no “ghoul” should
be without!Weight 0. 3 lb. 100%
polyester. Spot clean only. 16 1/2" x
4" x 13" high.
Retail Price: $14.95 Our Price $9.82
Glorious Gothic bag is a delicious
mix of dazzle and daring, with ample
room to stash your belongings. Super
cool all-over silver skull motif and
velvety flocked fabric create a truly
striking look that no “ghoul” should
be without!Weight 0. 3 lb. 100%
polyester. Spot clean only. 16 1/2" x
4" x 13" high.
Retail Price: $14.95 Our Price $9.82
#12252 Spangled Skull Bag
Carry your belongings in true rock
star style! Roomy shoulder tote
features a head-turning silver skull
design; black sequins and silver chain
handles catch the light and draw many
an admiring glance. Generous enough to
hold a whole collection of everyday
essentials; heavy duty zippered top
and inner stash pockets keep
everything in place. Weight 2.6 lbs.
Polyester, metal, and sequins. Spot
clean only. 17 1/2" x 3 1/2" x 18 1/2"
high. Retail Price: $199.95
Our Price $119.82 W/FREE SHIPPING to
the U.S. and CANADA!
Carry your belongings in true rock
star style! Roomy shoulder tote
features a head-turning silver skull
design; black sequins and silver chain
handles catch the light and draw many
an admiring glance. Generous enough to
hold a whole collection of everyday
essentials; heavy duty zippered top
and inner stash pockets keep
everything in place. Weight 2.6 lbs.
Polyester, metal, and sequins. Spot
clean only. 17 1/2" x 3 1/2" x 18 1/2"
high. Retail Price: $199.95
Our Price $119.82 W/FREE SHIPPING to
the U.S. and CANADA!
#12895 Candy Stripe Cosmetic Bag
Trio For a look that's sweet
enough to eat, these fun and
flavorful mini totes are just right!
Any discerning diva will delight at
this matched trio of makeup bags in a
splashy striped print. Weight 0.8 lb.
Printed canvas with faux leather
trim. Large: 9 1/2" x 3" x 7" high;
medium: 8 1/2" x 2" x 6" high; small:
6 1/4" x 3/4" x 5 1/4" high. Set
Retail Price: $29.95 Our Price $19.82
Trio For a look that's sweet
enough to eat, these fun and
flavorful mini totes are just right!
Any discerning diva will delight at
this matched trio of makeup bags in a
splashy striped print. Weight 0.8 lb.
Printed canvas with faux leather
trim. Large: 9 1/2" x 3" x 7" high;
medium: 8 1/2" x 2" x 6" high; small:
6 1/4" x 3/4" x 5 1/4" high. Set
Retail Price: $29.95 Our Price $19.82
#38437 Peacock Bookends
pair of captivating bookends!
Jewel-tone greens and golds glimmer
against deepest tones of mahogany;
intricate filigree borders and
majestic peacocks recall the renowned
artistry of the Art Nouveau period. A
stunning addition to your library!
Polyresin. Each is 7 5/8" x 3 7/8" x
6" high. Pair Retail Price: $19.95
Our Price $13.82
pair of captivating bookends!
Jewel-tone greens and golds glimmer
against deepest tones of mahogany;
intricate filigree borders and
majestic peacocks recall the renowned
artistry of the Art Nouveau period. A
stunning addition to your library!
Polyresin. Each is 7 5/8" x 3 7/8" x
6" high. Pair Retail Price: $19.95
Our Price $13.82
#37978 Fierce Dragon Bookends
upright with these mythical dragon
guardians! Richly rendered in
astonishing detail, these bookends add
a mystical decorative touch to any
room. Polyresin. Each is 10 1/4"x 3
1/4" x 7" high. Pair.
Retail Price: $29.95 Our Price $19.82
upright with these mythical dragon
guardians! Richly rendered in
astonishing detail, these bookends add
a mystical decorative touch to any
room. Polyresin. Each is 10 1/4"x 3
1/4" x 7" high. Pair.
Retail Price: $29.95 Our Price $19.82
#32092 Thinker Bookends
A classic statment for the study,
these weathered bronze “Thinkers”
thoughtfully keeps books in order.
Alabastrite with felt bottom. Each
piece is 3 1/2" x 4 1/4" x 7 1/4"
high. Retail $21.95 OUR Price $14.82
A classic statment for the study,
these weathered bronze “Thinkers”
thoughtfully keeps books in order.
Alabastrite with felt bottom. Each
piece is 3 1/2" x 4 1/4" x 7 1/4"
high. Retail $21.95 OUR Price $14.82
#39904 Camo Study-Wrap Bag
Bags aren’t just for girls - and this
hip camouflage carrying case proves
it! Rugged styling, roomy pockets and
adjustable shoulder strap let you
take the Good Book along for the ride.
Weight 0.8 lb. Polyester and canvas
fabric. 9" x 12" x 5 1/2" deep; 36"
strap. Retail Price: $24.95
Our Price $16.82
Bags aren’t just for girls - and this
hip camouflage carrying case proves
it! Rugged styling, roomy pockets and
adjustable shoulder strap let you
take the Good Book along for the ride.
Weight 0.8 lb. Polyester and canvas
fabric. 9" x 12" x 5 1/2" deep; 36"
strap. Retail Price: $24.95
Our Price $16.82
#36887 Pacific Revolution Travel
Bag It's extra big for those extra
long trips! Go ahead, stuff it nice and
full— it won't get too heavy to move,
because it's on wheels! It's also got
shoulder straps, in case you packed
light. Either way, if you need to keep
some of your items close at hand.
Retail Price: $49.95 Our Price $24.82
Bag It's extra big for those extra
long trips! Go ahead, stuff it nice and
full— it won't get too heavy to move,
because it's on wheels! It's also got
shoulder straps, in case you packed
light. Either way, if you need to keep
some of your items close at hand.
Retail Price: $49.95 Our Price $24.82
#39847 Clip-On Led Book Light
Enjoy your favorite night-time novel
without disturbing others around you!
Super-bright LED light clips instantly
onto any book; flexible neck puts
light right where you need it. Ideal
for bedtime reading, late-night study,
or travel; also great for close-up
craft work. Plastic case included.
PVC; iron wire. Three AG13 button cell
batteries included. 1 3/4" x 1 1/4" x
1 1/8" high. Price $3.82
Enjoy your favorite night-time novel
without disturbing others around you!
Super-bright LED light clips instantly
onto any book; flexible neck puts
light right where you need it. Ideal
for bedtime reading, late-night study,
or travel; also great for close-up
craft work. Plastic case included.
PVC; iron wire. Three AG13 button cell
batteries included. 1 3/4" x 1 1/4" x
1 1/8" high. Price $3.82
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#12254 Cocoa Dots Travel Bag Trio
You don't have to pack light just
because you won't be gone long! When
you're not sure what to leave behind,
just put it in this roomy weekend
bag--- and maybe you'll stay a little
longer! Includes a zippered inner
pocket. 100% polyester. 27 3/4" x 13"
x 17 1/4" high. Retail Price:$24.95
Our Price $16.82
You don't have to pack light just
because you won't be gone long! When
you're not sure what to leave behind,
just put it in this roomy weekend
bag--- and maybe you'll stay a little
longer! Includes a zippered inner
pocket. 100% polyester. 27 3/4" x 13"
x 17 1/4" high. Retail Price:$24.95
Our Price $16.82
#12251 Renaissance Tote Bag
Roomy shoulder sports a motif with
worldly distinction: a montage of
timeless portraits, from the Mona Lisa
to the Holy Mother. Sure to please the
artist in everyone! Weight 0. 8 lb.
Cotton and bamboo. Spot clean only. 15
3/4" x 6" x 12 1/4" high.
Retail Price:$24.95 Our Price $13.82
Roomy shoulder sports a motif with
worldly distinction: a montage of
timeless portraits, from the Mona Lisa
to the Holy Mother. Sure to please the
artist in everyone! Weight 0. 8 lb.
Cotton and bamboo. Spot clean only. 15
3/4" x 6" x 12 1/4" high.
Retail Price:$24.95 Our Price $13.82
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#13852 Skull Stowaway Tote
This bony fellow’s got a lot to grin
about: He’s a clever tote bag that
unfolds in seconds to give you a
helping hand! An earth-friendly
alternative to traditional shopping
bags, with a sinister stylish twist!
Drawstring toggle closure. Weight 0.1
lb. Polyester. Folded: 3" x 1 3/4" x 3
1/2" high; opened: 15 1/2" x 16 1/2"
high; 27" high with handles.
Retail Price: $5.95 Our Price $4.82
This bony fellow’s got a lot to grin
about: He’s a clever tote bag that
unfolds in seconds to give you a
helping hand! An earth-friendly
alternative to traditional shopping
bags, with a sinister stylish twist!
Drawstring toggle closure. Weight 0.1
lb. Polyester. Folded: 3" x 1 3/4" x 3
1/2" high; opened: 15 1/2" x 16 1/2"
high; 27" high with handles.
Retail Price: $5.95 Our Price $4.82
#14069 Tiger Print Plush Backpack
This totally “tiger-riffic” bag is the
coolest look for school, shopping, or
quick trips! Features a soft plush
fabric exterior in a wild animal print
and comfort-padded straps, handy front
zippered pouch stashes plenty of stuff.
Weight 1.2 lbs. Polyester and
cotton. Spot clean only. 13" x 6"
x 16" high. Retail Price:$19.95
Our Price $17.82
This totally “tiger-riffic” bag is the
coolest look for school, shopping, or
quick trips! Features a soft plush
fabric exterior in a wild animal print
and comfort-padded straps, handy front
zippered pouch stashes plenty of stuff.
Weight 1.2 lbs. Polyester and
cotton. Spot clean only. 13" x 6"
x 16" high. Retail Price:$19.95
Our Price $17.82
#14499 File Folio Shoulder Tote
Unique mobile file is any busy person’
s dream! Three semi-rigid file
compartments organize important papers
for breezy storage, while plenty of
outer pockets to put pens, cards, and
other business essentials right at
reach. Weight 1.6 lbs. Polyester
fabric. Detachable shoulder strap
included. 15 1/4" x 2 3/4" x 16" high.
Retail Price: $19.95 Our Price $17.82
Unique mobile file is any busy person’
s dream! Three semi-rigid file
compartments organize important papers
for breezy storage, while plenty of
outer pockets to put pens, cards, and
other business essentials right at
reach. Weight 1.6 lbs. Polyester
fabric. Detachable shoulder strap
included. 15 1/4" x 2 3/4" x 16" high.
Retail Price: $19.95 Our Price $17.82
Tote Tote your laptop in security
and style with this roomy shoulder
tote! Generously padded inner
compartment keeps your costly computer
safe and sound; inner organizer
pockets and outer pouches hold plenty
of supplies and accessories. Secure
zip-top closure. Weight 1.5 lbs.
Polyester. 19" x 5" x 12" high; 26"
high with shoulder straps.
Retail Price: $19.95
Our Price $17.82
and style with this roomy shoulder
tote! Generously padded inner
compartment keeps your costly computer
safe and sound; inner organizer
pockets and outer pouches hold plenty
of supplies and accessories. Secure
zip-top closure. Weight 1.5 lbs.
Polyester. 19" x 5" x 12" high; 26"
high with shoulder straps.
Retail Price: $19.95
Our Price $17.82
#14237 Disco Dazzle Hobo Bag
With sparkly sequins and playful
fringe trim, this dazzling bag is a
fashion blast from the stylish past!
Giant inner compartment features snap
close and inner organizer pockets to
keep every essential right at reach.
Magnetic snap closure at top.
Weight 1 lb. Fabric, synthetic
leather, and sequins. 17 1/2" x 5" x
19" high. Retail Price:$69.95
Our Price $44.82
With sparkly sequins and playful
fringe trim, this dazzling bag is a
fashion blast from the stylish past!
Giant inner compartment features snap
close and inner organizer pockets to
keep every essential right at reach.
Magnetic snap closure at top.
Weight 1 lb. Fabric, synthetic
leather, and sequins. 17 1/2" x 5" x
19" high. Retail Price:$69.95
Our Price $44.82
#14238 Zebra Print Sequin Bag
purse ahead of the crowd! A winning
combination of wild zebra print,
dazzling sequins and faux crocodile
trim make this a guaranteed trend
setter. Roomy single center
compartment. Zipper closure at top.
trim make this a guaranteed trend trim
make this a guaranteed trend setter.
Roomy single center setter. Roomy
single center compartment. Zipper
closure at top. compartment. Zipper
closure at top. Weight 1.2 lbs.
Fabric, synthetic Weight 1.2 lbs.
Fabric, synthetic leather, and
sequins. 16" x 5" x 13 1/2" high; 20"
high with handles. Retail Price:$69.95
Our Price $44.82
purse ahead of the crowd! A winning
combination of wild zebra print,
dazzling sequins and faux crocodile
trim make this a guaranteed trend
setter. Roomy single center
compartment. Zipper closure at top.
trim make this a guaranteed trend trim
make this a guaranteed trend setter.
Roomy single center setter. Roomy
single center compartment. Zipper
closure at top. compartment. Zipper
closure at top. Weight 1.2 lbs.
Fabric, synthetic Weight 1.2 lbs.
Fabric, synthetic leather, and
sequins. 16" x 5" x 13 1/2" high; 20"
high with handles. Retail Price:$69.95
Our Price $44.82
#14239 Snakeskin Trim Bag
Step out in style with this luxury
faux-leather fashion find! Supple
shoulder bag features two roomy inner
compartments and the latest designer
look. A must have for any diva! Two
zipper closure at top. Weight 1.5 lbs.
Synthetic leather. 16" x 5" x 13" h.
Retail Price: $49.95
Our Price $32.82
Step out in style with this luxury
faux-leather fashion find! Supple
shoulder bag features two roomy inner
compartments and the latest designer
look. A must have for any diva! Two
zipper closure at top. Weight 1.5 lbs.
Synthetic leather. 16" x 5" x 13" h.
Retail Price: $49.95
Our Price $32.82
#14304 Blue Trim Laptop Bag
Ready, set go: This organizer bag
lets you tote your laptop along in
style! Secure padded compartment
keeps your computer safe and sound;
essentials right at hand. Stylish
blue trim adds a splash of color.
Weight 1.5 lbs. Polyester. Adjustable
shoulder strap included. 14" x 5" x
10" high; 14" high with handles.
Retail Price:$19.95 Our Price $17.82
Ready, set go: This organizer bag
lets you tote your laptop along in
style! Secure padded compartment
keeps your computer safe and sound;
essentials right at hand. Stylish
blue trim adds a splash of color.
Weight 1.5 lbs. Polyester. Adjustable
shoulder strap included. 14" x 5" x
10" high; 14" high with handles.
Retail Price:$19.95 Our Price $17.82
take your laptop along
worry-free! Padded tote protects
your computer; plenty of pockets
keep pens, cords and other
necessities organized with ease.
Striking silver-gray trim adds a
distinguished touch. Weight 1.5
lbs. Polyester. Adjustable
shoulder strap included. 14" x
5" x 10" high; 14" high with
handles. Retail Price:$19.95
Our Price $17.82
worry-free! Padded tote protects
your computer; plenty of pockets
keep pens, cords and other
necessities organized with ease.
Striking silver-gray trim adds a
distinguished touch. Weight 1.5
lbs. Polyester. Adjustable
shoulder strap included. 14" x
5" x 10" high; 14" high with
handles. Retail Price:$19.95
Our Price $17.82
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#T1034 SCHOOL RULES MUG
Honor your teacher or student by
giving this delightful 10 oz.
ceramic mug that has ruler
markings on the handle. Great to
use at work or at school.
Microwave and dishwasher safe.
Retail Price: $14.50
Our Price $9.87
Honor your teacher or student by
giving this delightful 10 oz.
ceramic mug that has ruler
markings on the handle. Great to
use at work or at school.
Microwave and dishwasher safe.
Retail Price: $14.50
Our Price $9.87
