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Now I lay me down to rest.
I pray I pass tomorrow's, test
If should die before I wake,
That's one less test I'll have to
take
A gash, a rash and purple bumps .My mouth is wet, my throat is dry, I'm going blind in my right eye.
My tonsils are as big as rocks, I've counted sixteen chicken pox And there's one more - that's seventeen,
And don't you think my face looks green? My leg is cut, my eyes are blue - It might be instamatic flu.
I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke, I'm sure that my left leg is broke - My hip hurts when I move my chin,
My belly button's caving in, My back is wrenched, my ankle's sprained, My 'pendix pains each time it rains. My
nose is cold, my toes are numb,I have a sliver in my thumb. My neck is stiff, my spine is weak,
I hardly whisper when I speak. My tongue is filling up my mouth, I think my hair is falling out.
My elbow's bent, my spine ain't straight, My temperature is one-o-eight.My brain is shrunk, I cannot hear,
There is a hole inside my ear. I have a hangnail, and my heart is - what? What's that? What's that you say?
You say today is ... Saturday? G'bye, I'm going out to play!"


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#36886 Pacific Revolution Laptop
Bag Traveling with your laptop is
easy and comfortable with this
lightweight yet sturdy,well padded bag
main compartments,plus a front pocket
with a Velcro flap.100% polyester. 15"
x 11 1/4" x 3" high.
Retail Price:$39.95
Our Price $24.82
#38726 Snakeskin Messenger Bag
gets a daring dash of slithery style
from a cool python-print front flap!
This go-anywhere bag boasts an
assortment of handy accessory pockets
and a roomy center compartment to keep
you organized on the road. 100%
Polyester fabric. 14" x 4" x 12" high.
Retail Price: $29.95 Our Price $22.82
#38728 TIGER PRINT MESSENGER BAG
Be the coolest cat in the jungle when
you carry your belongings in this
savage faux-fur tote! Velvety-soft
tiger print fabric gives a luscious
touch to this perfectly practical
carry-all. Giant center compartment
and tons of pockets keep you organized
throughout your daily adventures.
Adjustable shoulder strap and matching
coin purse. Polyester fabric. Machine
wash cold; tumble dry low heat. 14" x
4" x 14" high. Retail Price: $29.95
Our Price $22.82
#38498 BUTTERFLY MESSENGER BAG
Capture the season's hottest looks -
plush quilting and bold graphic
butterfly print - with this ultra-cool
shoulder tote! Sure to be the envy of
any fashion diva, this marvelous
pewter-toned messenger bag has a
generous center pocket, zippered inner
"stash spot" Velcro®-closure flap and
adjustable shoulder strap. Nylon
fabric. 13 1/4" x 2 1/4" x 11 1/4"
high. Retail Price: $34.95
Our Price $23.27
#13349 Leopard Print Luggage
Ensemble Whether it’s a trip
around the world or a quick weekend
get-away, this luggage set gets you
there with style to spare! Fashionable
wheeled luggage quartet shows its wild
side in a luscious matching leopard
print. Plenty of zippered pockets hold
every essential for the savvy
traveler. Set includes Large, Medium
and Small wheeled bags; matching
duffle bag. Polyester. Spot clean
only. May Require Additional Freight
Charge Large: 18" x 11 3/4" x 30"
high; medium: 16 1/2" x 9 1/2" x 26"
high; small: 14 1/2" x 8" x 22" high;
duffle bag: 17" x 7 1/2" x 11" high.
Set of 4 Retail Price: $219.95
Our Price $169.82 W/FREE SHIPPING to
the U.S. and CANADA!
#38991 Black Dragon Computer
Speakers Your favorite tunes take
on a legendary sound when broadcast
from these totally rockin' double-duty
decorations! Sure to be the envy of
everyone, this pair of imposing dragon
figurines has a special secret; a
high-tech speaker is hidden inside
each globe-shaped pedestal. The ideal
way to complete your Medieval
decorating theme! Polyresin. For use
with computers only. Data wire for
computer connection included. Each is
10" x 5" x 7" high. Retail $59.95
OUR Price $34.82
#13194 Thermal Food Container Set
Save a bundle while savoring your
favorite homemade meals at work,
school or even outdoors! 6-piece
thermal container set packs plentiful
portions of food and drink to enjoy
any time, anywhere. Includes insulated
food jar, bowl with lid, spoon,
thermal bottle and two cups. Thermal
bottle holds 40 fl. oz.
Weight 2 lbs. Plastic. Food jar: 5
1/2" diameter x 10" high; thermal
bottle: 4 1/4" x 5 1/2" x 13" high.
Set Retail Price:$34.95
Our Price $22.82
#36428 Pad Folio School Pack
this deluxe folio is the perfect way
to stay on top of all your school work
even when you're not at your desk.
Includes expandable file folder,
multi-sized storage sleeves, lined
notepad, calculator, memo pad, and
much more! 10 5/8" x 1 3/4" x 13 1/2"
high. Retail Price: $19.95
Our Price $14.82
#33570 Reading Cherub Bookends
Chubby cherubs discover the joys of a
great book. Lifelike details give the
look of classic Grecian carvings!
Stone-finish alabastrite. Each piece
is 4" x 4 1/4" x 5 1/2" high. Retail
Price: $17.95 Our Price $12.82
#13708 Color-Block Mesh Tote
Reusable rainbow tote brings pretty
and practical together for a
functional, fashionable fun!
See-through handled bag holds a bonus
load of books, groceries, or everyday
essentials with elegant ease. Weight
0.1 lb. 100% micro fiber. 12" x 4 3/4"
x 14" high; with handle 22" high.
Retail Price: $9.95 Our Price $7.82
#12226 Silver Skull Tote
Glorious Gothic bag is a delicious
mix of dazzle and daring, with ample
room to stash your belongings. Super
cool all-over silver skull motif and
velvety flocked fabric create a truly
striking look that no “ghoul” should
be without!Weight 0. 3 lb. 100%
polyester. Spot clean only. 16 1/2" x
4" x 13" high.
Retail Price: $14.95 Our Price $9.82
#12252 Spangled Skull Bag
Carry your belongings in true rock
star style! Roomy shoulder tote
features a head-turning silver skull
design; black sequins and silver chain
handles catch the light and draw many
an admiring glance. Generous enough to
hold a whole collection of everyday
essentials; heavy duty zippered top
and inner stash pockets keep
everything in place. Weight 2.6 lbs.
Polyester, metal, and sequins. Spot
clean only. 17 1/2" x 3 1/2" x 18 1/2"
high. Retail Price: $199.95
Our Price $119.82 W/FREE SHIPPING to
the U.S. and CANADA!
#12895 Candy Stripe Cosmetic Bag
Trio For a look that's sweet
enough to eat, these fun and
flavorful mini totes are just right!
Any discerning diva will delight at
this matched trio of makeup bags in a
splashy striped print. Weight 0.8 lb.
Printed canvas with faux leather
trim. Large: 9 1/2" x 3" x 7" high;
medium: 8 1/2" x 2" x 6" high; small:
6 1/4" x 3/4" x 5 1/4" high. Set
Retail Price: $29.95 Our Price $19.82
#39947 Perky Pug Dog Bookends
Fall in love with this plump pair of
pug bookends! The perfect companions
to keep your library organized in
style, these plump little pups are
sure to make you smile. Weight 4.4
lbs. PVC and cement. Each is 5 1/4" x
4 1/2" x 6" high. Pair. Retail $29.95
OUR Price $16.82
#38437 Peacock Bookends
pair of captivating bookends!
Jewel-tone greens and golds glimmer
against deepest tones of mahogany;
intricate filigree borders and
majestic peacocks recall the renowned
artistry of the Art Nouveau period. A
stunning addition to your library!
Polyresin. Each is 7 5/8" x 3 7/8" x
6" high. Pair Retail Price: $19.95
Our Price $13.82
#37978 Fierce Dragon Bookends
upright with these mythical dragon
guardians! Richly rendered in
astonishing detail, these bookends add
a mystical decorative touch to any
room. Polyresin. Each is 10 1/4"x 3
1/4" x 7" high. Pair.
Retail Price: $29.95 Our Price $19.82
#32092 Thinker Bookends
A classic statment for the study,
these weathered bronze “Thinkers”
thoughtfully keeps books in order.
Alabastrite with felt bottom. Each
piece is 3 1/2" x 4 1/4" x 7 1/4"
high. Retail $21.95 OUR Price $14.82
#39340 Golden Leopard Tote
Go glam with this show-stopper of a
bag and watch your friends all growl
with envy! Long favored as a couture
classic, a bold black leopard pattern
gets a precious treatment with
luxurious, lustrous gold. Roomy center
compartment holds plenty of essentials
right at hand; zippered front pocket
keeps small items within ready reach.
"Purrrr"-rific! Polyester fabric. Spot
clean only. Retail Price: $24.95 Our
Price $16.82
#38708 Canvas Sneaker-Style Purse
This jaunty red-and-white striped
handbag is the ultimate fashion
accessory for casual fun!Styled to
match your favorite pair of canvas
sneakers, this nifty little purse
features front-side lace-up eyelet
ornament, zippered top and sturdy
rubberized non-skid "sole" on bottom.
Cotton/polyester fabric upper; rubber
bottom. Machine wash cold; tumble dry
low heat. 10" x 4" x 8" high.
SOLD OUT
#39198 Deadly Knights Bookends
Many a tale has been told about
ancient warriors so fierce that not
even death can stop their swords! A
pair of these fearsome fighters keeps
a close vigil over your favorite
books, guarding them against any who
dare to trespass. A bone-chillingly
unique way to add eerie ambience to
your library! Polyresin. Each is 4" x
3 3/4 X 5. Retail Price: $19.95
Our Price $14.82
#38199 Fire Department Bookends
Brighten a bookshelf or grace a
desktop with a nostalgic collection of
firefighter regalia! Antique-style
bookends boast helmets, hydrants,
hoses and boots Ñ even an
old-fashioned locomotive. Polyresin.
Each is 4 1/4" x 3 1/2" x 5 1/2" high.
Retail Price: $19.95 Our Price $16.82
#39904 Camo Study-Wrap Bag
Bags aren’t just for girls - and this
hip camouflage carrying case proves
it! Rugged styling, roomy pockets and
adjustable shoulder strap let you
take the Good Book along for the ride.
Weight 0.8 lb. Polyester and canvas
fabric. 9" x 12" x 5 1/2" deep; 36"
strap. Retail Price: $24.95
Our Price $16.82
#36887 Pacific Revolution Travel
Bag It's extra big for those extra
long trips! Go ahead, stuff it nice and
full— it won't get too heavy to move,
because it's on wheels! It's also got
shoulder straps, in case you packed
light. Either way, if you need to keep
some of your items close at hand.
Retail Price: $49.95 Our Price $24.82
#39847 Clip-On Led Book Light
Enjoy your favorite night-time novel
without disturbing others around you!
Super-bright LED light clips instantly
onto any book; flexible neck puts
light right where you need it. Ideal
for bedtime reading, late-night study,
or travel; also great for close-up
craft work. Plastic case included.
PVC; iron wire. Three AG13 button cell
batteries included. 1 3/4" x 1 1/4" x
1 1/8" high. Price $3.82
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#36885 Pacific Revolution Weekend
Bag Matched threesome of cosmetic
bags in a perky cocoa dot makes
on-the-road organization fashionable
and fun. Sure to delight even the most
demanding diva! Polyester fabric. Spot
clean only. Large: 9 1/2" x 2 3/4" x
7" high; medium: 8 1/2" x 1 1/4" x 5
1/2" high; small: 6 1/4" x 1" x 5"
high. Set SOLD OUT
#38496 Sweet Treats Clutch Bag
This cute clutch purse is small enough
to accompany you anywhere you go, yet
big enough to hold plenty of personal
effects right at your finger tips!
This bright pink zippered bag is
deliciously decorated with a selection
of confections. Coated canvas fabric.
Detachable wrist strap. 9 3/4" x 1" x
5" high.
Retail Price:$16.95 Our Price $9.82
#12254 Cocoa Dots Travel Bag Trio
You don't have to pack light just
because you won't be gone long! When
you're not sure what to leave behind,
just put it in this roomy weekend
bag--- and maybe you'll stay a little
longer! Includes a zippered inner
pocket. 100% polyester. 27 3/4" x 13"
x 17 1/4" high. Retail Price:$24.95
Our Price $16.82
#12251 Renaissance Tote Bag
Roomy shoulder sports a motif with
worldly distinction: a montage of
timeless portraits, from the Mona Lisa
to the Holy Mother. Sure to please the
artist in everyone! Weight 0. 8 lb.
Cotton and bamboo. Spot clean only. 15
3/4" x 6" x 12 1/4" high.
Retail Price:$24.95 Our Price $13.82
#13620 Purrfectly Pink Messenger
Bag Books, laptops, papers and more
can ride in style inside this darling
designer bag! Business meets pleasure
with roomy, functional styling and
plush leopard print in a blushing
shade of pink. Simply too cool to
resist!Weight 1.6 lbs. Plush fabric.
16" x 5" x 12" high; 27" with
adjustable strap.
Retail Price: $29.95 Our Price $19.82
#13622 Purrfectly Pink Lunch Bag
Spice up your midday meal with this
lush and lovely insulated bag! Thermal
lining keeps foods hot or cold for
instant enjoyment; bright pink leopard
cover is a stylish departure from that
boring old brown paper bag.Weight 0.4
lb. Plush fabric. 7 1/2" x 4" x 10"
high. Retail Price:$12.95
Our Price $9.82
#13662 Corset-Trim Travel Bag Duo
Travel like a rock star with this
luxury travel twinset! Roomy cosmetic
case shows its sassy side with lace-up
lingerie trim and buttery faux leather
covering; generous zippered cases hold
everything you need on-the-go. Weight
1 lb. Faux leather. Large: 10" x 6" x
6" high; small: 6 3/4" x 6 1/4" x 1
1/2" high. Set Retail Price:$19.95
Our Price $12.82